urdu funny sms related to pathan and sardar

New funny pathan and sardar (sikh) SMS in urdu

Ek pathan scheme wali bottle k

Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan bar bar khol k band kar raha tha.

kisi ne pucha kya hua?

pathan: khocha dhakan mai likha hai

“try again”

Bhikari:rnALLAH k nam pr kch d

Bhikari:

ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:

kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:

khushi se g hain

Pathan:

to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

Ek pathan ne new car lirnaur d

Ek pathan ne new car li

aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!

pathan bola full kar do:-D

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho

Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai Hy

Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat Hy

Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi

Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ke

Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy..

“Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta”

Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay §y ßola..

Tum kon ßaat ker Rahay Hou?

ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat ker Rahay Hain..

aik sardar G. k ghar mein da

aik sardar G. k ghar mein daku a gaay.

daku.. oay sardara sona kithay wa juldi dus.

sarder G. lo ki gal kr day O tusi vi mitro.. aida wada ghar wa jithay merzi so jaoo……..

Pathan to wife: in romantic mo

Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?

wife: nahi tu.

Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)

Pathan thought “LOL” meant “lo

Pathan thought “LOL” meant “lots of love”.

So one Day His Friend’s Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text

”Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL” 😀

Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Daur

Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,

Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,

Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,

Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..

1 truck ko dusre truck se ra

1 truck ko dusre truck se rassa bandh kae kheencha ja raha tha.1 sardar ne dekha to zor zor se hansana shuru kar dia or kehne lage lo dekho 1 rasse ko uthane k lie 2 truck

1 Pathan apna sara saman le k

1 Pathan apna sara saman le k GEO k office pohncha or poocha:

Wo baji kahan hai jo news k bad kehti hai

“Hamaray sth rhiye ga.

Hm us k sath rhne aye hain.

Ones sardarji saw a very son

Ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ??

kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

Larka larki sy: oye hoye kaha

Larka larki sy:

oye hoye kaha ja rahi hy nikaab

kar k

Larki:- tere ghar

Larka:- may B ata hon

Larki:aja bgairat ammi ko bataon ge bhai larkyon ko cherta hy.

SARDER KA BETA :PAPA APKI SH

SARDER KA BETA :PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAYI ?

PAPA:HAAN BETA:KIS SE HUY?

PAPA:BEWKUF TERI MUMMY SW.

BETA:WAH PAPA GHAR MAIN HE SAITING KAR LI.

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi g

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,

DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,

Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,

DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon…

sardarni nay hubby ko sms ki

sarda

i nay hubby ko sms kia… kab aarahay hoo ghar, SMS say jawab doo?

sardarjee…. nahi bata sakta balance nahi hay…

Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar

Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar Ali Bahar Nikla

To Dekha K Kuch Pathan Khushi Se Bhangra Daal Rahay Hain.

Ali: Khan G Kia Hua.

Pathan: Hamara Bhai Mar Gaya Hai

Ali: To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hai

Pathan: Log Kehtay Hain K Pathano Ka Dimagh Nahi Hota Jab K Hamara Bhai Dimagh K Cancer Se Mara Hai!

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.

Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.

Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya. .

Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.

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Or

Punjabi Operator ko

Zordar

2

Thappar lagaye

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Guess Q

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Bcz

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Shop pr likha

Tha

K

Number milane c pehly

2 lagana

Mat bholain.

2 sikh ekathay bethy thay.1s

2 sikh ekathay bethy thay.1sms type kar raha tha usne dosry sy pucha yar mein pur umeed hun isko english me kesy type karengy?

dosra bola:i am pragnent

Pathan & Punjaban n Bus! Path

Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!

Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.

Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?

Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.

Wife:Please bike taze na cha

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay

to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

Sardar walking at night. Saa

Sardar walking at night. Saamne gober para tha.. Sardar ne jhuk kr ungli daal kar chakha or bola oh ye to gobar ha.. shukar hai mera pair nahi para..!

Ak phatan cheelky sameet kela

Ak phatan cheelky sameet kela kha rha tha kis ne kha k cheelky sameet kun kha rhy ho to phatan bola cheelka uta

e sy kia hota hy mujhy pta hy k andr kela hy.

Sardarji got a SMS from his

Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend:

?I MISS YOU?

Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga

Socho

Socho

Socho

?I Mr. You?

Aik sardar hamesha apne mobi

Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha

Sardar g!ai keri science kendi ay?

Sardar: O yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ay!!!

Sardar ko truck ne takkar ma

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya

per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha

?Phir Milenge?

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI k

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…

1 sardar rail ki patri per s

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?

Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!

Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya

tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

2 sardar sending SMS their G

2 sardar sending SMS their GRILFRIEND

1st sardar : mein tere mobile se teri grilfriend ko SMS bejun?

2nd : no!

1st : why ?

2nd : usne hand writing pehchan li to . . . . . ?

Sardar:selling Parashoot,Pla

Sardar:selling Parashoot,Plane se kudo,

button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo

Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?

Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis.

Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20

Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20 sal bad bacha howa wo udas ho gaya

2nd sardar: yar udas kiyon ho

1st sardar: 20 sal bad bacha howa wo bhi

chota sa

Aik sardar doosre se, Main

Aik sardar doosre se,

Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..:-)

Doosra,

Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???

Sardar,

Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko

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