New funny pathan and sardar (sikh) SMS in urdu
Ek pathan scheme wali bottle k
Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan bar bar khol k band kar raha tha.
kisi ne pucha kya hua?
pathan: khocha dhakan mai likha hai
“try again”
Bhikari:rnALLAH k nam pr kch d
Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.
Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?
Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro
Ek pathan ne new car lirnaur d
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full kar do:-D
Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo
Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho
Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai Hy
Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat Hy
Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi
Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ke
Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy..
“Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta”
Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay §y ßola..
Tum kon ßaat ker Rahay Hou?
ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat ker Rahay Hain..
aik sardar G. k ghar mein da
aik sardar G. k ghar mein daku a gaay.
daku.. oay sardara sona kithay wa juldi dus.
sarder G. lo ki gal kr day O tusi vi mitro.. aida wada ghar wa jithay merzi so jaoo……..
Pathan to wife: in romantic mo
Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?
wife: nahi tu.
Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)
Pathan thought “LOL” meant “lo
Pathan thought “LOL” meant “lots of love”.
So one Day His Friend’s Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text
”Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL” 😀
Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Daur
Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,
Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..
1 truck ko dusre truck se ra
1 truck ko dusre truck se rassa bandh kae kheencha ja raha tha.1 sardar ne dekha to zor zor se hansana shuru kar dia or kehne lage lo dekho 1 rasse ko uthane k lie 2 truck
1 Pathan apna sara saman le k
1 Pathan apna sara saman le k GEO k office pohncha or poocha:
Wo baji kahan hai jo news k bad kehti hai
“Hamaray sth rhiye ga.
Hm us k sath rhne aye hain.
Ones sardarji saw a very son
Ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ??
kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
Larka larki sy: oye hoye kaha
Larka larki sy:
oye hoye kaha ja rahi hy nikaab
kar k
Larki:- tere ghar
Larka:- may B ata hon
Larki:aja bgairat ammi ko bataon ge bhai larkyon ko cherta hy.
SARDER KA BETA :PAPA APKI SH
SARDER KA BETA :PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAYI ?
PAPA:HAAN BETA:KIS SE HUY?
PAPA:BEWKUF TERI MUMMY SW.
BETA:WAH PAPA GHAR MAIN HE SAITING KAR LI.
DUA hai k teri duniya me koi g
DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon…
sardarni nay hubby ko sms ki
sarda
i nay hubby ko sms kia… kab aarahay hoo ghar, SMS say jawab doo?
sardarjee…. nahi bata sakta balance nahi hay…
Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar
Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar Ali Bahar Nikla
To Dekha K Kuch Pathan Khushi Se Bhangra Daal Rahay Hain.
Ali: Khan G Kia Hua.
Pathan: Hamara Bhai Mar Gaya Hai
Ali: To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hai
Pathan: Log Kehtay Hain K Pathano Ka Dimagh Nahi Hota Jab K Hamara Bhai Dimagh K Cancer Se Mara Hai!
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.
Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.
Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya. .
Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
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Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
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Guess Q
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Bcz
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Shop pr likha
Tha
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Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain.
2 sikh ekathay bethy thay.1s
2 sikh ekathay bethy thay.1sms type kar raha tha usne dosry sy pucha yar mein pur umeed hun isko english me kesy type karengy?
dosra bola:i am pragnent
Pathan & Punjaban n Bus! Path
Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.
Wife:Please bike taze na cha
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay
Sardar walking at night. Saa
Sardar walking at night. Saamne gober para tha.. Sardar ne jhuk kr ungli daal kar chakha or bola oh ye to gobar ha.. shukar hai mera pair nahi para..!
Ak phatan cheelky sameet kela
Ak phatan cheelky sameet kela kha rha tha kis ne kha k cheelky sameet kun kha rhy ho to phatan bola cheelka uta
e sy kia hota hy mujhy pta hy k andr kela hy.
Sardarji got a SMS from his
Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend:
?I MISS YOU?
Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga
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?I Mr. You?
Aik sardar hamesha apne mobi
Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha
Sardar g!ai keri science kendi ay?
Sardar: O yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ay!!!
Sardar ko truck ne takkar ma
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
?Phir Milenge?
Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI k
Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao.
Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…
1 sardar rail ki patri per s
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
2 sardar sending SMS their G
2 sardar sending SMS their GRILFRIEND
1st sardar : mein tere mobile se teri grilfriend ko SMS bejun?
2nd : no!
1st : why ?
2nd : usne hand writing pehchan li to . . . . . ?
Sardar:selling Parashoot,Pla
Sardar:selling Parashoot,Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo
Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis.
Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20
Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20 sal bad bacha howa wo udas ho gaya
2nd sardar: yar udas kiyon ho
1st sardar: 20 sal bad bacha howa wo bhi
chota sa
Aik sardar doosre se, Main
Aik sardar doosre se,
Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..:-)
Doosra,
Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???
Sardar,
Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko
