Urdu SMS

Funny,love,poetry,romantic,good night,good morning, jokes Urdu Sms.

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Boy’s psychology:
fraud wid innocent gal
frndship wid charming gal
contacts wid smart gal
flirt wid freaky gal
love wid cute gal
n marriage
“jese ami ki marzi”

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Arz kiya hai: ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah,wah,wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me aa jai to mujhe bhi bata dena.;-)

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Agr koi aj tm se kahe k
AP boht KHUBSURAT HO,
bht SMART HO
bht SWEET HO
to
rakh
k
stupid k mun pr thappar do
k wo
17 July
K0
APRIL FOOL Manata hai..;

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A good friend is one who tells you to study well but a best friend is the one who sits outside your exam hall
n
says
aby kitna likhay ga,chal bahar aa..

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Aam ki khushbu, Barish ki bahar, Garmi ka Mosam aney ko tayar, Thori si masti, Thora sa pyar Load Shading k liye rho tyar
“HAPPY SUMMER SEASON YAAR” : )

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1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.

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Yamraj took a man on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked: gandhi de saza ini mazedar kiun?
yamraj: saza tai Bipasha nu diti hai

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Subha teri Sham meri ho
Din tera Raat meri ho
Hasi teri Udasi meri ho
Or jab maut aay ay dost Kabar teri Usme LASH
?
?
?
O hello
TERI hi ho
Meri q ho.

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*Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…

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Sms nahi
bheja?
chalo kaan
pakro

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bus karo
Ab sms bhejo
varna”MURGHA”
banna parey ga.

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Once a sardar ji saw a very sonni kuri in the market and thought …
Kash yeah meri maa hoti to mai b inna sonna honda. ;-)

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Hello, JAN !
Hi, JAN !
How r u JAN ?
What r u doing JAN ?
I Miss u JAN !!
Don’t excited, the word of JAN is the short form of “JANWER”

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Don ki Miss Bell ka Intezar 11 Mobile kar rahen hain,
Magar Don ki Miss bell Aana Mushkil hi Nahi Na Mumkin hay.
Kion k
Kion k
DON k Paas Balance hi Nahi

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Chand se sunder Chandni,
Chandni se b sunder Raat,
Raat se b sunder Zindagi,
Zindagi se b sunder
* ” AAP ” *
Or Aap se sunder
Aap ka..
*~ DIL ~*

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Chandni raat mein sone se pehle,
Khawbon ki duniya mein khone se pehle,
Maine socha tumhe yaad dila doon,
Maine socha tumhe ehsas dila doon,
Susu ki k nahi?
GoOd NiGhT
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Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo
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Har Aahat Ehsaas Hamara Dilaye Gi,
Har Hawa Kissa Hamara Sunaye Gi,
Ham itni Chahat Bhar Dain Gey Aap K Dil Mein,
Na Chahtay Hoey Bhi Yaad Hamari Aaey Gi…!
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Badalon pai kali ghata chati to hogi
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi
Tum lakh chupao dunya se magar
Akele main tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

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Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Besharmon ki tarah msg receive
kare jao khud na karna.

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Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,
Bas yaar….
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

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Kya aap k sar pe singh hain??
Nahi hain.
Check
Aik bar aur dekh lo
Kya nahi hain!!
Koi baat nahi
GADHEY k bhi nahi hote

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Tum muskrurate ho tau aisa lagta hai k insaan pehle Bandar tha.
Dekho ab gusa mat huna warna lage ga insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai.

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Dil main basa hai pyar tera,
Ankhon main basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab aati hai yaad teri,
Hum dekhte hain Tom and Jerry.

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Abey Oye ande k chhilke!
Aam ki gutthli!
Sadey hue bengan!
Ublay hue aaloo!
Murghi k choozay!
Africa k bandar!
Aisa kisi ko na bolo, feel hota hai yaar.

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Zindagi Behaal hai,
Sur Hai na taal hai,
sms box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aap k sms box mein hartaal hai?
aik sms toh bhejo mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai.

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Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE??

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kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye..! ! !

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Yaad hai is din app humari gali main aae
Thura sharmae,
Thura Mskrae,
Aur phir,Zor se chilae,
Tin Dabe Walaaeeeee….

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Aati thi…. Jaati thi…
Hansti thi…. Hansati thi…
Bhagti thi…. Bhagati thi…
Bolti thi…. Bulwati thi…
Aaj pata chala saali ULLU banati thi….

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Woh bhi kya din the jab
log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ….
par haaye hamari phooti kismat
us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the ………

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