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Ab to mumkin he ni un sy mulaqat wasi

Ab to arooj  pe punhchi ha us ki zat wasi

Wo he wady hy or rasmo ki zanjeery baqi

Kb badlti hy zamany ki rawayat wasi

Ak wo din thy k ik dusry ko sochty thy ham

Ab milty ni dono k khayalaat wasi

Meri hr subha ka agaaz tery nam sy ho

Teri yado main kati meri hr ik rat wasi

Tum kahan or mery pyar ka  miyar

Wo kitni sadgi sy kah gay ya bat wasi

Love Urdu Poetry On Sadness

sad poetry

Pareshan raat sari hai sitaro tum to so jao
Sukut-e-marg tari hai sitaro tum to so jao

Hanson aor hansaty hansaty dobaty jao khalaon mein
Hamen pe raat bhari hai sitaro tum to so jao

Hamen to aaj ki shab poo phaty tak jagana hoga
Yehi qismat hamari hai sitaro tum to so jao

Tumhen kya aaj bhi koi agar milany nahin aya
Yeh bazi hum ne hari hai sitaro tum to so jao

Kahy jaty ho ro ro ke hamara haal duniya se
Yeh kesi razadari hai sitaro tum to so jao

hamen to aj ke shab pau phate tak jagana hoga
yahi qismat hamari hai sitaron tum to so jao

Hamen bhi neend aa jaye gi hum bhi so hi jayen ge
Abhi kuch beqarari hai sitaro tum to so jao

Love Poetry On Raat In Urdu

poetry of qateel shifai

Urdu SMS

Funny,love,poetry,romantic,good night,good morning, jokes Urdu Sms.

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Boy’s psychology:
fraud wid innocent gal
frndship wid charming gal
contacts wid smart gal
flirt wid freaky gal
love wid cute gal
n marriage
“jese ami ki marzi”

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Arz kiya hai: ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah,wah,wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me aa jai to mujhe bhi bata dena.;-)

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Agr koi aj tm se kahe k
AP boht KHUBSURAT HO,
bht SMART HO
bht SWEET HO
to
rakh
k
stupid k mun pr thappar do
k wo
17 July
K0
APRIL FOOL Manata hai..;

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A good friend is one who tells you to study well but a best friend is the one who sits outside your exam hall
n
says
aby kitna likhay ga,chal bahar aa..

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Aam ki khushbu, Barish ki bahar, Garmi ka Mosam aney ko tayar, Thori si masti, Thora sa pyar Load Shading k liye rho tyar
“HAPPY SUMMER SEASON YAAR” : )

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1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.

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Yamraj took a man on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked: gandhi de saza ini mazedar kiun?
yamraj: saza tai Bipasha nu diti hai

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Subha teri Sham meri ho
Din tera Raat meri ho
Hasi teri Udasi meri ho
Or jab maut aay ay dost Kabar teri Usme LASH
?
?
?
O hello
TERI hi ho
Meri q ho.

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*Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…

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Sms nahi
bheja?
chalo kaan
pakro

<@>
Y
.IL

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<@>
Y
.IL

<@>
< >

<@>
Y
.lL

<@>
< >
bus karo
Ab sms bhejo
varna”MURGHA”
banna parey ga.

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Once a sardar ji saw a very sonni kuri in the market and thought …
Kash yeah meri maa hoti to mai b inna sonna honda. ;-)

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Hello, JAN !
Hi, JAN !
How r u JAN ?
What r u doing JAN ?
I Miss u JAN !!
Don’t excited, the word of JAN is the short form of “JANWER”

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Don ki Miss Bell ka Intezar 11 Mobile kar rahen hain,
Magar Don ki Miss bell Aana Mushkil hi Nahi Na Mumkin hay.
Kion k
Kion k
DON k Paas Balance hi Nahi

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Chand se sunder Chandni,
Chandni se b sunder Raat,
Raat se b sunder Zindagi,
Zindagi se b sunder
* ” AAP ” *
Or Aap se sunder
Aap ka..
*~ DIL ~*

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Chandni raat mein sone se pehle,
Khawbon ki duniya mein khone se pehle,
Maine socha tumhe yaad dila doon,
Maine socha tumhe ehsas dila doon,
Susu ki k nahi?
GoOd NiGhT
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Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo
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Har Aahat Ehsaas Hamara Dilaye Gi,
Har Hawa Kissa Hamara Sunaye Gi,
Ham itni Chahat Bhar Dain Gey Aap K Dil Mein,
Na Chahtay Hoey Bhi Yaad Hamari Aaey Gi…!
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Badalon pai kali ghata chati to hogi
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi
Tum lakh chupao dunya se magar
Akele main tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

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Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Besharmon ki tarah msg receive
kare jao khud na karna.

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Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,
Bas yaar….
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

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Kya aap k sar pe singh hain??
Nahi hain.
Check
Aik bar aur dekh lo
Kya nahi hain!!
Koi baat nahi
GADHEY k bhi nahi hote

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Tum muskrurate ho tau aisa lagta hai k insaan pehle Bandar tha.
Dekho ab gusa mat huna warna lage ga insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai.

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Dil main basa hai pyar tera,
Ankhon main basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab aati hai yaad teri,
Hum dekhte hain Tom and Jerry.

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Abey Oye ande k chhilke!
Aam ki gutthli!
Sadey hue bengan!
Ublay hue aaloo!
Murghi k choozay!
Africa k bandar!
Aisa kisi ko na bolo, feel hota hai yaar.

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Zindagi Behaal hai,
Sur Hai na taal hai,
sms box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aap k sms box mein hartaal hai?
aik sms toh bhejo mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai.

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Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE??

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kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye..! ! !

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Yaad hai is din app humari gali main aae
Thura sharmae,
Thura Mskrae,
Aur phir,Zor se chilae,
Tin Dabe Walaaeeeee….

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Aati thi…. Jaati thi…
Hansti thi…. Hansati thi…
Bhagti thi…. Bhagati thi…
Bolti thi…. Bulwati thi…
Aaj pata chala saali ULLU banati thi….

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Woh bhi kya din the jab
log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ….
par haaye hamari phooti kismat
us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the ………

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Tere ishq ki intaha chaahata hoon

Meri saadgi dekh kya chaahata hoon

Sitam ho ki ho vaada e behijaabi

Koi baat sabr-aazama chaahata hoon,

Yeh jannat mubarak rahe zaahidon ko

Ki main aap ka saamna chaahata hoon

Koi dam ka mehaman hoon aye ahal e mahfil

Chiraag e sahar hoon bujha chaahata hoon

Bhari bazm mein raaz ki baat kah di

Bada be adab hoon saza chaahata hoon

Urdu Poetry On Ishq Haqeeqi

Urdu SMS

Funny,love,poetry,romantic,good night,good morning, jokes Urdu Sms.

Tum Muskrate Raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Mera Kya Jata Hai
Sub Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahain Ge.
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INTIZAR

na RAT ka
na DIN ka
na SUBHA ka
na SHAM ka
na 1 PAL ka
na 2 PAL ka
na ISKA
na USKA

Intezar hai tu sirf light ka………!
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1 pathan motrway pr cigrate pita hoa bhag rha tha is se kisi ne pocha
kia kr rhy ho? Patha ne kaha mein dekh rha ho k 1 cigrate kitne kilometre chalti hy
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Choza Sherni Se: Darling! I love u
Sherni” Abay single pasli tu nay Apni jaan Body height Dekhi hai ???
Choza: Sab Chorho Jan-e-man Sird Confidence Dekho

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Ek kutta sham tak bhonkta rha……

Bhao Bhao

Bhao Bhao

Bhao Bhao Bhao Bhao

Bhao Bhao

Bhaooooooooo

han bilkul isi tarah:

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Phool gir jate hain Jab ap atey ho
Phool gir jate hain Jab ap atey ho
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
andhe ho !
zara dhyan se chla kro gamlon se Q takrate ho

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1 Pathan library me 2-3 ghante ek book pharnay k bad bola, so boring
so many characters but no story.Then librarian says,O Akhrot this is a
Telephone directory

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Katra Katra Samandar bun jaye ga
Dekhty hi dekhty 2009 aa jaye ga
Himmat kar Ab bhi waqt hai “PAKISTAN” se Bhag ja,
Wrna Agly saal tu “BHOOK” sai mar jaega

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Teri ankho me ansu chehre pe hansi hai,
teri saans main aanhain dil me bebasi hai
tum ne pehle q na btaya k
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.
.
.
.
tmhari ungli darwaze mai phansi hai

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Government ne Awam ki muhabbat ka kesa sila diya,
Itni mehangai ki k sbko rula diya,
Socha tha k shahyad salary barhegi
Salary to barhai nahi “GHANTA” brha diya

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Parh likh k kya krna hai……..???????
aakhir aik din to marna hai……
marny k baad b agar dobaara janam huwa tu……
shuru to <NURSERY> se hi kArna hai………

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Girl to Boy: Mera Ladla, Mera Ghunguna, Mera chahita, kya tum muj se shadi krogai
Boy: Tum mujay purpose kr rhi ho ya ADOPT

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Frog: “pathan ka dimag nae hota”
Pathan: Hota hay
Frog: Nahi hota Nahi hota (or pani mai Kood gya)
Patha: Lo, is mai Khudkushi krny wali kia bat hai

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Dost hote nahe bhool jane k lye,
Zindagi milti hai dost banane k lye,
Humse dosti rakho ge to itni khushi denge,
K waqt hi na milega aapko ansu bahane k lye!

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Har pal Har vaqt
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
. 9 < 3 .
‘ . 6 . ‘
Har saans aur dil ki har dharkan kehti hae … ?

.*”"*.*”"*.
* KHUSH *
“*. raho.*”
“*.*” sada

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Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi,
Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon-
Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lata nhi..

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A True frnd is 1 who sees the 1st tear in ur eyes,
catches the 2nd one and
stops the 3rd,
if 4th comes, then slap u and says
“chal dramay bazi band kar”

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CHI CHANG CHEN LAINGUANG
THEIN CHI KWA SIAU CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ THAZ HAO
SEING SHENG
pagal agar samajh mein nai aa raha to parh kyun rahe ho,,,,,

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Let’s play a game…
Its very interesting
Ready?
3
2
1
.
.
.
Start
.
.
Kia start?
Nalayak
Koi kaam b kar liya karo.
Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!

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Dil armano se Houseful hai, Puray honge ya nahi Dautful hai,Is duniya main har chez wonderful hai, Par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi Beautiful hai,sms do plz.

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Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool!
Ants got out of watr.1 ant climbd on the back of elephant.All othr ants cried out,
“duba duba k maar salay ko”

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Bacha:”Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker…
Mom:”Bus…! Abhi jab papa aayenge tou phir batana.”
Papa aate hain…
Maan bete se: “haan beta keya huwa tha?”
Beta: “Papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker, jo bashir uncle aapke saath karte hai na,
woh ker rahe the!

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“LOVE” is like a pant But “FRIENDSHIP” is like a “CHADDI” B’coz PANT phat bhi jae to “CHADDI” izzat bacha leti hai. Thanks for being my “CHADDI” :-D

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Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo

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Sardar . Maa khush khabri hai. Maa. Bool bata.Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya. Maa beeta huwa ya beeti. Sardar. Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.

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Koi yaad
Koi baat
Koi raaz
ho Tum..
Meri saans
Meri soch
Meri aas
ho Tum..
Ankhoon k pass nahi,na sahi
Haan magar dil k bohat pass
ho Tum.

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Just
wanted
to
remind
you
that
I
LOVE
YOU
Sender:
AISHWARYA RAI
0920000000000
ZIADA KHUSH NAI HONA? Usne muje bheja hai.

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When u feel that nobody loves u,
nobody cares 4 u,
every1 is ignornin U,
and hating u,
u should tell urself..
PUTTAR TU HAI HE ISI QABIL!

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Ishq aur dosti meri zindagi ka unwan he,
ishq meri ruh dosti mera eman he,
ishq pe kar don fida mein apni sari zindagi,
magar dosti par mera ishq bhi qurban he.

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Itna Aitbaar to Apni Dharkano kaNa kiya, Jitna aapki Baaton ka karte Hain.Itna Intezaar to Apni Saanson ka na kiya, Jitna aapke SMS ka karte Hain…

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Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum?
Kyunki, barish jo huwe ha
Aur barish mein?
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.
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Fresh Flowers for you…
What are you looking for…???
Flowers…???
Have some sense yar…..
Yeh mobile hai GAMLA Nahin

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Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye dukh sukh mein dae sath woh dost chahiye hum kisi ko bhulate nahin lekin jo humay yaad karay asia dost chahiye.

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Congrates!U r awarded the degree of MBA 4 not sending sms
MBA means”Member of Bhikari Association”
foward this sms 2 all other MBA’s like u! :)

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